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Doctor Who rewritten - Matilda Wormwood as the Doctor’s companion

Doctor: So, little Matilda, tell me about yourself. Likes, dislikes,  martial status, how many licks it takes you to get to the center of a  tootsie pop, hobbies, talents, favorite breed of cat -Matilda: Well, I do have a unique talent. Doctor: Which is?Matilda: It’s pretty unbelievable…Doctor: Unbelievable?!  Unbelievable’s not a word! It’s just something adults say so that you’ll  stay out trouble. And do I look like someone who minds trouble?Matilda: I guess not.Doctor: That’s right. Trouble’s practically one of my 213 middle names. So go on, what’s your special talent? Matilda: I can move things…with my mind.Doctor: Ah, so you’re tele…tela…telo…you’re a mindy-move-y person!Matilda: Telekinetic?Doctor: That’s the word! And what if I told you that I have an incredible talent of my own?Matilda: I don’t know. Tell me.Doctor: I can travel…through Time.Matilda: No way!Doctor: Yes way! Matilda: Holy cow!Doctor: What? Where? I didn’t think cattle were still worshiped anywhere in this century.Matilda: It’s just an expression.Doctor: Oh. Then tell you what, Magnificent mind-moving Matilda - let’s go into my very special box, and I’ll take you to see a holy  cow right now. Or a purple cow. Or a blue cow. Even a watermelon-scented  cow. Or not a cow at all. I see you love books. How about you name an  author, anyone who has ever or will ever live - except Stephanie Meyer,  she’s not too keen on me ever since I corrected her vision of vampires -  and I’ll take you to meet them? In return, you’ll show me how to levitate stuff. This head of mine has always wanted a flying fez. Or maybe a rotating stetson. Perhaps a leaping sombrero.

flapperorslapper:

Doctor Who rewritten - Matilda Wormwood as the Doctor’s companion

Doctor: So, little Matilda, tell me about yourself. Likes, dislikes, martial status, how many licks it takes you to get to the center of a tootsie pop, hobbies, talents, favorite breed of cat -
Matilda: Well, I do have a unique talent.
Doctor: Which is?
Matilda: It’s pretty unbelievable…
Doctor: Unbelievable?! Unbelievable’s not a word! It’s just something adults say so that you’ll stay out trouble. And do I look like someone who minds trouble?
Matilda: I guess not.
Doctor: That’s right. Trouble’s practically one of my 213 middle names. So go on, what’s your special talent?
Matilda: I can move things…with my mind.
Doctor: Ah, so you’re tele…tela…telo…you’re a mindy-move-y person!
Matilda: Telekinetic?
Doctor: That’s the word! And what if I told you that I have an incredible talent of my own?
Matilda: I don’t know. Tell me.
Doctor: I can travel…through Time.
Matilda: No way!
Doctor: Yes way!
Matilda: Holy cow!
Doctor: What? Where? I didn’t think cattle were still worshiped anywhere in this century.
Matilda: It’s just an expression.
Doctor: Oh. Then tell you what, Magnificent mind-moving Matilda - let’s go into my very special box, and I’ll take you to see a holy cow right now. Or a purple cow. Or a blue cow. Even a watermelon-scented cow. Or not a cow at all. I see you love books. How about you name an author, anyone who has ever or will ever live - except Stephanie Meyer, she’s not too keen on me ever since I corrected her vision of vampires - and I’ll take you to meet them? In return, you’ll show me how to levitate stuff. This head of mine has always wanted a flying fez. Or maybe a rotating stetson. Perhaps a leaping sombrero.

(Source: nelliebertram)


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